Let me tell you a story. The day after Columbine, I was interviewed for the Tom...– Roger Ebert (via albinwonderland)
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
Me: *Holds door open for people*
Me: Well fuck you too you fuckin rude ass bitch, see if I ever hold the motherfuckin door open for your ungrateful ass again.
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
The Fresh Ten Commandments: The Fresh Ten →
nevver: You shall treat all people with respect regardless of race, color, creed, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, disability, age, or national origin. You shall not kill, assault, nor intimidate with threats of physical violence. You shall not rape, sexually coerce, nor intimidate with threats of sexual violence. You shall cultivate intellectual curiosity, be open to new...
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.
easy to dream: Top of the World →
youth15fleeting: You don’t know it, but Sometimes, I go to a hill that overlooks the landscape’s mask of city lights For a sip of momentary grace. On this brink of everything I know, I can gain An eyeful of the lost Atlantis in the human soul, And a breath that fills my lungs with the air between two…